View Article  The Disco Haiga
So I'm in Miami at this swinging hot-spot and I see a business colleague – 'V' – to my side, and instead of dancing, she's texting on her Blackberry...


View Article  A little something extra for the weekend, sir?
I'm used to hotels providing free sewing kits but the Loews in Miami is the first one I've stayed in that also includes an 'intimacy kit'. However I think the wording on the back could be improved. Of all the chat-up lines ever tried, I think "Hello baby, come on up to my room, I've got 2 complimentary obstetrical towelettes and a tube of lubricating jelly" may be one of the least romantic on record. I should add that the kits are located in the mini-bar, between the vodka shots and the peanuts M&Ms – are we getting some kind of Freudian slippage here? Rest assured, the Gideons Bible is still in the drawer of the bedside table.


View Article  Back from Miami Beach
Just got back from a trip with the day job to Miami Beach. I'm in the process of putting together some words and pictures – but here are a first batch (in the recent photos column) – including a self-portrait. (Well it would be a self portrait if my name was Harley Davidson). If you want pictures of me getting visit, go to my Facebook page...


View Article  New haiga - the Goths have dyed
View Article  Here's a new haiga
I took the picture in Miami International Airport this time last year – and have been wonderin' what to do with it since – the image just appealed – and then the idea for a haiku came along, so I photoshopped it into a haiga.




View Article  What if they held a revolution...
What would happen if they held a revolution – and I missed it? This pretty much happened to me yesterday as, due to a long lunch with the day job, I missed most of the disturbances in the City of London. Here are a few, suitably captioned, photos I took on my way back to Liverpool Street Station...